5 Acutely Troubling Santa Encounters

5 Acutely Troubling Santa Encounters.

Satan Claus

Or, as my friend Stan used to say, “there’s a reason that the words Santa and Satan get mixed up so much.”

I used to think Stan was ridiculously phobic about The Jolly Old Man In Red, until I saw these pictures.  Troubling.  Acutely troubling.

1. I’m almost certain this isn’t what they meant by “naughty or nice.”

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2. What, seriously?  You had to reuse the Criminally Insane Clown mask from Halloween?

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3. I’m no expert, but this screams “I’m coming down off my meth binge and somebody better find me some more!”

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4. “Free Candy, kids!  Free Candy!”

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5. Rigor Mortis Santa–at least the child seems blissfully unaware.

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Bonus Extra Creepy Santa:  I’m pretty sure he whispered “I’m coming to your house and stealing everything you love” right before this picture was taken.

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