5 Things Your Burglar Won’t Tell You

5 Things Your Burglar Won’t Tell You

I’ve used psychographics at our radio station for years–a diagnostic tool that helps me understand our listener’s needs and wants…what they’d like from us–but I’ve never thought of how handy this little tool is for the less savory amongst us.

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5 Things Your Burglar Won’t Tell You*

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)

3. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

4. I’ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he’s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to what he was doing. It’s human nature.

5. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

 

*For more excellent ideas and “why didn’t that occur to me?” kind of tips, go here to read Modern Survival Blog.com

 

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One response to “5 Things Your Burglar Won’t Tell You”

  1. Jody says:

    #5 is a great tip, hadn’t thought of that one

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