So The Todd and I share a computer at home, and I noticed today that he has something saved on his favorites called “Captain Kirk vs. the Butthole Monster.” Now, I would immediately like to make it very clear that I know this isn’t porn. The Todd’s just not the type. But…do I really want to click on this? Does anyone remember a “butthole monster” from any of the tv series or movies? Who saves something called the “butthole monster,” anyway?