The 50 Shades Of “Hey! What IS This?” Remember last week when I was freaking out about the“50 Shades Of Grey” teddy bear, complete with handcuffs in his furry little paw? Yeah, that was nothing. The Todd and I hopped on Amazon.com last week and ordered up all the weirdest product tie-ins (tie-ins, get it? HAH) we could find. Here’s the results of our scholarly research.
50 Shades Of “Hey! What IS This?”
The 50 Shades Of Grey…Kitty Calendar – The Todd uncomfortably peruses the foldout for Miss Feb-purrary.
“Nine Months Ago, Mommy Watched 50 Shades Of Grey” baby onesie. Thank you, Captain Obvious. I guess that’s one step up in class from the onesie that says “Hey, Everybody! Look What Mom And Dad Did Nine Months Ago!”
The “50 Shades Of Grey Weekend Getaway Kit” Getting away from WHAT? My girlfriend Kim looked at this and laughed. “It looks like aisle 16 at Lowe’s. That’s the party aisle.”
The 50 Shades Of Grey Vodka – I know the bottle looks half empty, but it was a real challenge to isolate the nuances of the vodka. Really difficult. Took a while. The Todd is still working on it. Thank God the show ends at 9am.